“After I count one to three you jump ok?”
“Ok. How about you?”
“I’m right after you. 1-2-3! Jump!”
“Waaahahahaha. This is so cool!”
“Pull the red tag now!”
“It’s not working. The parachute is jammed!” And fell on the ground died.
“That’s for f*cking my wife. Now to show her this video.”
